Frank Zappa named his kids Dweezil, Ahmet, Diva, and MOON UNIT!!!!

To quote Keanu Reeves from the 1989 movie "Parenthood":
"You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming ***hole be a father."