At 4:58 P.M. this evening, the UPS package car drove by and one of Santa's helpers chucked my balls out. The carton that they were in bounced across the driveway and stopped when it hit the garage. I'm happy that I'm again with balls, but really don't understand why, after they didn't deliver them on the day they were supposed to, they took all day, the next day, to actually get them to me. I would have thought that if they missed an afternoon delivery, that they would have put them on the truck, for delivery the next morning. Oh well.

And for all those of you who were concerned about my balls, thanks.

JJ