They will always accept applications, hiring is another thing. I used to own a printing company and would always take applications, as for hiring we didnt do much of that beacuse the guys stayed there for a while, I think in 5 years and 15 workers only 2 or 3 quit, and that was after a full year of working.

And as a side note, I cant tell from your "Wow now that is funny" comment that you don't have a family, thats not funny at all especially to those people that dont have jobs. And you might wanna change your hat size, to one that fits your ego, maybe a 16 3/4 should work.