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Old 01-02-2009 | 09:42 PM
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I respect doctors, but they don't belong on a pedestal JUST because they're a doctor. They aren't BETTER then pilots. Plenty of doctors KILL themselves flying airplanes. I don't see how since apparently it's WAAAAY easier to be a pilot. Some people.
The next day while the long line of people stood outside the pearly gates an airplane all the sudden spun out of control and hit the ground. Everyone looked at Peter screaming "What's going on?!" with which he replied "Oh that's God he's pretending he's a doctor".


Reasons why I'd rather be a pilot:

1. An airplane doesn't snap at you for having cold hands.
2. The view never gets old (or cranky for that matter).
3. People don't get scared if I put on gloves.
4. Get to wear aviators.
5. You can't do sudoku while making a grown man cry with a single finger.
6. You can gather and talk about that time you slammed her so hard you almost didn't walk away.
7. Asking for "heading" won't get you a sexual harassment suit.
8. Never have to lie about why you were "working late".
9. Fatigue calls
10. can start a story with "So there I was!"

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