Screw getting your main course from the everly-stringent ASPCA. Just check out your local classifieds. Every day of the week there are multiple people giving away free kittens 'to good homes.' This is also applicable to folks who happen to have a boa constrictor who's appetite is getting a little expensive. Don't you know, it's the green thing to do because the little devils aren't going to waste!! I believe the term is 'free-cycling.' Just doing my part to help the environment.