OK, HERE GOES NOTHING!
FIRST TO MY HUSBAND- MAKE SURE WHEN YOU ARE HOME YOU LOG OFF THE COMPUTER BEFORE YOU DECIDE TO SNORE THE DAY AWAY ON THE COUCH- SUPRISE SUPRISE LOOK WHAT THE WIFEY FOUND--MATT THE LADIES MAN!
YES, I WILL ADMIT TIME STOOD STILL WHEN I CLICKED ON HIS WEB SITE. SUDDENLY I DIDNT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE RING AROUND THE COLLAR STAIN I COULDN'T GET OUT OF MY HUSBAND'S UNIFORM SHIRTS-THE PILES OF LAUNDRY NOT GETTING FOLDED & WHAT I WAS GOING TO MAKE FOR DINNER. I HAD TO READ ON ABOUT THIS "LEGEND IN HIS OWN MIND- MATT!" WHERE DOES ONE BEGIN?? I WAS HOPING THAT SOMEWHERE ON THIS SITE I WOULD STUMBLE ACROSS ANYTHING THAT WOULD SHOW IT WAS A JOKE....NEVER HAPPENED! OK, IAM NOT A DR. (I DO HOWEVER PLAY A NURSE IN THE BEDROOM FROM TIME TO TIME ) BUT I DO HAVE THIS GUY FIGURED OUT( THOSE FLIGHT ATTENDANT YEARS WEREN'T FOR NOTHING YA KNOW).THIS POOR GUY IS ONE OF TWO THINGS -- HE IS EITHER BATTING FOR THE WRONG TEAM & TRYING DESPERATLY TO OVER COMPENSATE FOR THIS BY JOINING THE " SYPHILUS OF THE MONTH CLUB" OR ITS THE EVER DREADED "TRYING TO PLAY BALL IN THE MAJOR LEAGUE WHEN YOU ARE STILL HITTING WITH YOUR LITTLE LEAGUE BAT"
IN THE END IAM NOT SURE WHICH ONE IS WORSE- THAT FOOL FOR MAKING A WEB SITE THAT CLEARLY STATES HE NEEDS A BIGGER CLOSET THAN MINE OR THE TIME I TOOK TO READ IT!