Part 121 pilot, 1200+ jumps, jumping since 1995. Tandem Instructor, PRO rated.

Skydiving is THE best sport in the world. Period. All the asses who play couch quarterback and can't hold a conversation in the cockpit other than "so who do you want to win" can kiss my ass.

Go jump. You might like it. Not to mention you'll be able tout your new set of balls to all your friends.