How about these old favorites? Pick one and go wild:

- USAir East guys are trying to hose over the West guys.
- USAir West guys are trying to hose over the East guys.
- Southwest's demise is eminent.
- RJ pilots are dragging the industry down
- My airline's management is incompetent
- Your airline's management is incompetent
- Let's have one national seniority list, as long as I'm ahead of you