Now that's funny! I never tried that - but I believe it. I've received some weird stuff from these job sites before, but never "pilot gas station" employment.

I think they should have added to that article:
Non-stop travel to exotic locales, spend much time drinking cocktails aboard private yachts, earns high respect of the traveling public, has unlimited time to pursue hobbies while not flying, etc.

Bogus. I want to know the email of the person who wrote that article so I can refute every tiny point.