Originally Posted by
andy171773
Does anyone have an interview gouge for Lowes?
Yes....place both hands in front of interviewer's face. Make sure they can see your 10 fingers. Count them outloud. Then take your measuring tape and measure the distance between you and the next wall. Tell them you are not going to run that distance into said wall head first, because it'll give you a "booboo". End.
You just proved them that
a.- your'e physically capable,
b.- mentallly able,
c.- made it thru the 4th grade, an
d.- have the "knowhow" to differentiate between right and wrong.
Now, just don't drool in front of them......
