Originally Posted by
Busboy
Spoken like a not so senior F/O.
Ooops. I forgot. We're not supposed to make light of any of this.

True. The more senior F/Os have to pay less for gasoline, milk, insurance and housing than the junior F/Os. I heard they get bigger PFD checks, too.
On a more serious note, I hear commuting up there sucks. No contractual commuter protection.