Do you not get paid for Deadheads? That is absurd. I know XJT gets paid 100% for deadheads. Rightfully so...
I'd much rather be up front in that roomy cockpit than stuck in the back of a cramped 737 from EWR-IAH..
Who do you fly for and where are you based?

Yes I know, that question sounds like Arnold saying "Who is your daddy and what does he do?"