No joke, I just talked a friend down from near suicide yesterday. The problem? His girlfriend (and she is hot) stopped text messaging him for about 10 hours. No, I'm not kidding.

I kept telling him to relax and everything would be ok. Her last text message said "I need something different, so I'm going to go out with other friends tonight".

The reality was, she went out with some old girlfriends and accidentally left her cell phone at home. Mean while, the combination of her "ignoring" him and the obscure last message had him on the verge of doing something stupid.

He said, she texts almost 5000 texts a month .. and she's not texted me in 10 hours .. OMG I'm screwed.

Our younger generation has some serious issues.

-Fatty