Reminds me of an old joke --- A kid asks the AF recruiter: "Why should I pick the Air Force?" He replies: "Well, in the Army, you live in a leaky tent and get shot at. In the Navy, you live in a smelly boat and get shot at. In the Marines, you live in the mud and get shot at. In the Air Force, you live in a nice room and watch the officers fly off to get shot at."