At the risk of hijacking the thread, this reminds me of a funny ride report I heard a few years back. ATC was asking an aircraft with the callsign "Justice" about ride reports. I later found out that "Justice" is a Dept. of Justice flight that transports prisoners and deports illegal aliens. The conversation went like this.

ATC: Justice XXX say ride conditions.

Justice: Ah....it's pretty rough, I'd call it continuous moderate.

ATC: OK....you want to try a different altitude?

Justice: Nah, that's OK. Our passengers deserve it!