im willing to pitch in and put these two in a Q sim, give 'em a few minutes to get comfortable with the "flying" just to the point where they are having a little fun and enjoying themselves and then give them the scariest, crap-yourself, 800ft in 5 seconds, inverted spinning, light flashing, betty-yelling, extremem pitching 28 second ride of their life and then when its all over ask them just what more, exactly, they wanted and/or expected the crew to do?