more rules....


7. When the guy ahead of you is driving a reasonable speed in the right lane for the conditions, and you are a mile in trail of him and in a hurry in the left lane, be sure to do 85 mph till you catch up to him and then slow to match his speed, remaining in his blind spot for the rest of the journey.

8. We all know bridges and overpasses ice over faster than the regular road. So when driving 75 MPH on a relatively clear strech of highway, be sure to SLAM on your brakes as soon as you get on the icy brigde. Not before, wait till you are ON THE ICE to try to turn and slow down at the same time.

9. when approaching a slick hill, if it is uphill, slow down to a crawl so you no longer have momentum to carry you up the hill and you slide back down. If going downhill, speed up before the hill so you are not able to stop at the red light at the bottom of the hill.

I'd keep going but my blood pressure is rising.