Originally Posted by jungle

There seems to be a humor shortage right now, but it was no hill for a stepper. I think everyone got it, good and hard-they just don't know it yet. As is always the case.

So... an under-educated, over-priviliged rootin' tootin' cowboy gets invited to your house (for eight years) and manages to light it on fire for you before going home... you call the fire department to put it out and then blame the fire department for the water damage to your house. Makes sense.