I would like to pass on this info for him:

Elvis Presley did not die in 1977, and Michael Jackson never moved to Bahrain.

Rather, they are in a Government experiment, and cross-breeding with green Orion slave-girls in Area 51. (I should add they came to earth in a tragic circumstance; side-swiping Apollo 13 [causing the "Houston, we have a problem" cover-up], as they wanted to see how we staged the fake moon-landing in Nevada). They didn't use their turn-signal when they changed trajectories.

They and their children are finishing the choreography for next year's "People's Choice" awards show, to be hosted by Paris Hilton. Old Navy and Burger King already have a line of crappy seasonal merchandise and "Happy Alien Meals" ready to hit the market.

Michael Crichton's book deal, "To Serve Man," is reportedly in the works.