This was great it was a few years back when I was still flying in the NYC area. A UAL express flight was attempting to get runway 11 at EWR to avoid the big line for 22L. The Blue Ridge flight asks Approach for the ILS to 11 and the controller replies it is on request. Every time the controller gives a vector or an Altitude to the Blue Ridge flight they repeat the request for ILS 11 and you can hear the tone of the controller’s voice becoming more irritated each time. The controller finally puts them on the last vector of 22R and the Blue Ridge flight responds guess 11 is out. The controller responds Blue Ridge XXXX contact Newark tower maybe they can get you a fries and a coke with your request this is not burger king this is not the way you want it. There were lots of people choking back laughter when they answered there own radio calls.