101. Drink too much tequila on vacation, and say "I'm never ever going to do that again". Do it again the next night.
102. Bail buddy out of jail.
103. Have buddy bail you out of jail.
104. Forget parent's, sibling's, wife's, girlfriend's birthdays every year.
105. Lose remote control.
106. Buy universal remote control.
107. Find first remote control in couch cushions.
108. Stick head out pickup truck window, lose favorite baseball cap.
109. Use duct tape to remove dog's fur from clothing.
110. Know all lyrics to Jimmy Buffett's "Margaritaville".