EWR is in a ground stop and all departure corridors are shut down.

EWR ground is moving traffic around and people are asking how much longer

Jetlink 1234: How much longer for Jetlink 1234

EWR Ground: all departures are stoped we will keep you advised when we can

5 min later

Jetlink 1234: you got an update for Jetlink 1234?


EWR ground: I really need to use the bathroom. I am getting position relief right now.