ATC: "pan am 207 heavy turn right heading 220 for noise abatement..."
Pan Am 207: "uh center how much noise can we be making at 34000 feet?"
ATC: "ever heard the sound a 747 makes when it hits a 727 at 500 miles per hour?"


ATC: "american 922 traffic is one oclock 8000 feet a company fokker 100."
American 922: "ive always wanted to say this: i got the little fokker in sight"