1) "Right now" is what Mom says because she can't lower her voice the way Dad does when he says "now!" Both (Mom with the extra word, and Dad with the lowered voice) mean Dad's belt is gonna come off it the instruction is not heeded. Without the extra emphasis, it just means you're gonna get grounded to your room.

2) Feck is a form of effeck or effect, which mean efficacy, force, or value. One without feck has no efficacy, force, or value. Your uncle is weak and ineffective.

3) A nickel. Which would make me suspicious, because there's no way you should be able to get a coke for a buck-five.

4) I haven't tried either. I prefer women.






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