Latest rumor crap I read on Spiritboard says that Sun Country will be doing some of our DTW flying. This all because we're down an airplane after PW crashed one into the ground, costing us 2 million dollars.

In other news, there are flight schools with more airplanes than us...maybe we could fundraise for a new Airbus with our $10 "passengers named Bob" fee, our $15 "Online booking with credit card instead of cash fee", or even throw a bake sale under an overpass somewhere selling Spirit Nuggets for $26.
For ****s sake.