Since I am the mother only of male people, I have seen many episodes of Beavis and Butthead, along with the Simpson's and Southpark. I would find "fart extinguisher" canisters tucked into my Christmas stocking on Christmas morning. I used the extinguisher often, especially upon walking into my living room and finding teenage male bodies sprawled across the couches, watching TV and eating all of my food. Being the only female in your household teaches one great patience and tolerance for male people.

Don't ya know though, that I absolutely love it now when I come home and find my grown sons sprawled across the couches, and hear them say, "Hi mom, came by for a visit." Even if I know they've emptied the refrigerator and dropped a mountain of laundry on the laundry room floor.

Ok, my apologies for going "off topic", now back to contracts and industry.