You forgot feeding them rotten crew meals, and giving them diarrhea, and insomnia from eating so much junk food in the airports.

Oh, and when they go to sleep, their room card keys don't work and they have to keep going back down to the front desk to get a new one.

If they go into rest at the Dayton airport inn, they should go in at 1030pm, just in time for the 1130pm Fedex 727 departure to wake them up right after they finally get to sleep.