No.

I applied because, in 2006, I lived 10 minutes from HDQ in Indy and commuting to ORF and then PHL sucked horribly beyond belief; I was newly married and spent maybe 6-10 nights per month in my own bed. Sitting reserve on my couch and being able to drive to work would have improved my QOL immeasurably vs. a pain in the ass commute to the east coast.

THAT is why I applied, not a fast upgrade.