Originally Posted by
FlyDL
A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--
until finally the husband just knew when his wife said:
"Honey, Ive told you once, Ive told you twice, Ive told you niner thousand times, negative on the affair ..."
Haha good one
What do pilots smell like after sex?
Mace
What separates drunks from hookers?
The cockpit door.
What does a pilot's wife do after sex?
Take a shower, put on some fresh clothes, and go pick up her husband at the airport.