There is nothing quite so grand as the merger of junk science and junk economics to put a damper on the worlds economy. You realize by letting the truth out of the bag you are closing a major avenue to greater government regulation, control and most importantly-revenue collection.
The best fix proposed recently was to kill all of the penguins and position them beak up so that their light colored underbellies might reflect more of the sun's harmful rays. As practical and romantic as any solution I have heard so far, how dare the sun mock our world leaders.