Put not thine lipstick upon swine
Venture not unto subways or yon airline
Carefully inflate your tires
Suffer not the tiresome ire

Yea the day may dawn again
When they look to western men
For knowledge without abate
When pigs are seen to aviate

Now sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie
But it's not something I'd want to try
The other day I gazed aloft and frowned
The swine flew round my liberty's crown