Originally Posted by Boomer

Years ago the mission statement included words such as: growth, performance, quality, value, industry leading, and customer satisfaction.

The new mission statement includes phrases such as: be flexible, give more and get less, teach your family to expect dissapointment, our best days are behind us, we support those that decide this company just isn't right for them anymore, and "Hi, I'm your new CEO and lets take a look at your pay scale".