I don't have to wory about you showing up at FedEx...your attitude represents a good portion of people that get into flying for the wrong reasons. I heard that a pilot "makes a lot of money, hardly works, and the chicks dig the uniform."
It is obvious that you don't love what you do...and that is the same attitude that will prevent you from getting an interview or even get a job at a major. To bad so sad!
As far as NWA...what you want to live in Minnetonka next to Mom and Dad and eat some freakin Hot Dish??? Loser....