Originally Posted by warhawk

Your Memphis based flight attendant had all her teeth?

You got more than 10 days off this month?

You called corporate and didn't get the answering machine? (or even dispatch for that matter.)

You put a day trip on the trip trade board and someone picked it up for the first time in 2 years?

You went to recurrent and got a sim scheduled after 4 a.m. and before midnight, and your instructor actually had time in the airplane?

I'm still thinking of some others here.