I like fun and lots of it. I however despise "fun" safety briefings. I find it unprofessional in the least and most of the time down right embarrassing for the airline and annoying for the frequent traveler. If I am forced to listen to one more " if you're traveling with a child or someone who's acting like a child" I am going to actually use one of those barf bags. Body paint? Give me a break. How about if FAA stopped require briefs for the obvious?