Whenever Chuck Norris has a bird strike it involves a fist flying out of a window

Chuck Norris can control the indication of a wind sock with his breath

Whenever Chuck Norris is flying, the control tower becomes the Second in control tower- Chuck Norris is always number one

Chuck Norris thinks that CFI stands for Chucks Flying Instigator, and any instructor who actually tries to instruct is simply suggesting Chuck isn't perfect... And they better bring a parachute

There is no such thing as a mid flight collision wth Chuck Norris, it is more like a mid fight collision and Chuck always wins

Chuck Norris often lands in fields if an airport is not within a mile of his destination. Rather then argue, the FAA just adds these fields to the charts as grass-strips

The shortest safety seminar was only 2 seconds long. The instructor simply said "fly with chuck norris"

A broken cloud layer is one that used to be overcast and was then beat up by Chuck Norris