Thread: Chuck Norris Facts
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Old 07-06-2009 | 07:35 AM
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup he doesn't push himself up... He pushes the earth down.

When Chuck Norris jumps into a swimming pool he doesn't get wet... The water gets Chuck Norrised.
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