What harm has the west really suffered in all this? Seems like you must've saved some money on union dues at least.
(And please, by all means, you go ahead and take this one 'Boss. Maybe you can find some new names to call me that are a clever play on the word 'East').

When he's done, maybe there's an adult out there who can give me a straight answer to what I intend to be a serious question.