no no no, you have it all wrong!! here's whats really in the works, OSHA is concerned with the working conditions of all fo's when it comes to walkarounds. With all the flying bag carts, fuel trucks, and catering trucks running around the ramp its just gotten too dangerous . So the solution will be a Segway positioned at every jetbridge. Just remember to wear the orange vest and NEVER forget to plug it back in when you're finished using it.

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