A few months ago I was on nap reserve starting at 6 pm. At about 6:30 the phone rings and it's scheduling...
Me: "Hello..."
Scheduling: "Why haven't you dutied in yet? Your report was 18:25!"
Me: "Why haven't I dutied in for WHAT?"
Scheduling: "Oh! Nobody called you...? I guess just be here in two hours for your nap tonight."
Those guys forgot to call me. Classic.