Old 09-28-2006 | 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted by 130JDrvr
Clutch,

Obviously no one let you in on the secret of taking your fork and punching a small hole in the lid to relieve the pressure! Keeps the yogurt of the nice white shirt.

A senior MD-11 Captain gave me this advice on how to make it through a career at FredEx:

1. Open the yogurt away from your tie, not toward it.
2. Never whistle while you are packing your bag to go to work.

After receiving said advice I promptly called the House CEO and asked her if I whistled while packing to which she queried, 'No, why?'

Uhhhh....no reason! (We had a good laugh after I told her the story).

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