Ed...well done!!
It's not often that we find such well crafted humor on these pages. Typically, when someone wishes to push buttons here, they do it in more of a blunt and thoughtless manner. Kudos for your skills as a humorist with style!
I would hope that you continue to post in this thread. I find your responses to be just what the doctor ordered to liven up what would otherwise be just another day in the left seat!