This is wonderful, I am feeling a tingle up my leg now that the debate is over and we have been offered this proof straight from the most ample and sensitive source on the planet. I hope we can soon establish reeducation camps in that model city of correct thinking, Detroit. Perhaps they can offer many of us early retirement once we have admitted our errors. I would be more than happy to devote my life to a more comfortable and ample behind for the good and wise Senator.
I fear the volatility has really just begun though, and it may get much worse before correct thinking can save what is left of mankind.