Originally Posted by CallmeEd

I retired as a partner in a surgical practice and practiced as a pediatric maxillofacial surgeon after becoming a slave to managed care. To top things off, my wife of 23 years left me for one of our PAs and took a fair amount of resources with her. In my defense, I am an outstanding physician and trust me, if any of your children needed the surgery I performed, I am the guy you would want on the other end of the scalpel.