Didn't John Travolta try this before? As I recall, after he learned what it takes to make it to the left seat in a transport jet, he decided to BUY his way into the club. Be PURCHASED a 707, PURCHASED his type rating, HIRED a 707 crew and support personnel, PURCHASED a uniform, and HIRED a photographer to capture it all on film in his shinny new Captain's outfit.
You see doc, at the airline level you are no longer a customer buying a citation. No longer a PAYING customer at Flight Safety that they will coddle and spend unlimited resources on. No longer a pampered consumer who can do no wrong as long as you are paying for it.
Airline pilots are professionals who EARN the right to be at the commuter or regional level for years before given the opportunity to be at the majors in the engineer's seat, then the First Officers seat, and finally the Captain's seat IF they have the education, experience and skill sets the JOB requires.
Start filling out applications to any and all airlines that you can think of. A year from now, when those same airlines have not sent a single response, you will begin to understand.