Please speak directly into the flower pot when you say that.

I like to begin all my controversial or possibly libelous/slanderous statements with the phrase "in my opinion". That way its just your opinion. You're not trying to state fact or anything that should be taken as fact. Therefore, it is my opinion, it would be harder to get sued for such a thing. "It is my opinion that girl is a skank." What the heck is anyone's opinion worth? As my old man likes to say, "opinions are like butts, everyone has one and they all stink".