The key is to tell a joke. Then IC ALL will close it. God forbid there should be any fun in a Regional forum full of doom and gloom.
Stay on topic or you shall be warned, banned, and your dog set on fire!
So a guy runs into a psychiatrist's office yelling, "I'm a wigwam! I'm a tee-pee! I'm a wigwam! I'm a tee-pee!"
Psychiatrist says, "Calm down, you're too tents!"