Originally Posted by vagabond

Thanks guys. I think.

I swore myself in to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, and I can assure all of you that my boobs look a lot better than those moobs on that fat guy. As a matter of fact, if I ever come close to looking like that fat guy, I want one of you to shoot me dead with your FFDO-issued gun.

I have more to say, but I'd have to delete it and give myself an infraction!

Think I'll just stick to my coffee shop.