Originally Posted by
TPROP4ever
I reffered to an eclipse 500 as a hairdryer once from #2 at the hold short line, dont think he got it

Now that is funny! Too bad a hairdryer has better reliability!
Straight wing Citations being called slowtations is a well known and funny joke.
Calling a Citation X slow? Haha I could think of many things to call it that would make my GF blush, but def not slow.