I've got two....

Cessna 152: "Approach....I'd like to...a.... I'm 10 miles north and would like to fly through your airspace to the south"

Approach: "Cessna 152 squawk 1234 and maintain VFR at 4500"

Cessan 152: "ok....squawk 4500 and stay at 1200?"

Approach: "Cessna 152 negative, squawk 1234 and maintain VFR at 4500"

Cessna 152: "ok....stay up here and squawk that for you"

Approach: "Cessna 152 for traffic turn left 150"

Cessna 152: "I'm turning left to 1...what was that heading?"

Approach: "Cessna 152 are you a student pilot, and if so is your instructor with you?"

Cessna 152: "Yes I'm a student pilot and my instructor isn't with me...I'm on my first solo"

Approach: "Cessna 152 I think you need to land and pick him up"



And....


A controller is jumping on everyone...very short and really cutting everyone down....biting their heads off.

After a few minutes of scaring everyone into not wanting to key up a very calm and senior airline voice comes on the radio and says...."She sounds alot like my ex wife"

After a long silance, and many clicks on the radio, the controller comes back on and says in a friendly and appologetic giggling voice "I was wondering where you've been"